Festival's Empire

UE here. OK, so in the Anti-alliance, we don't really want to speak about FE's history. (It brings back memories, really bad ones.) So, I'll read a letter from FE.

To: Superior Alliance

GREETINGS INFERIOR ONES YOU WILL ALL FALL TO ME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHH-ACCKKHCK(falls to the ground)

From: Yours truly, the Dumb Country.

Heck, why do they even call it the Festivals Empire (FE)?