Horseman

Yay, you unlocked calvary. Let me warn you: Later, the "calvary" won't be horses anymore. (then why the hell do they call it calvary?) But right now, you have a horse. Yay! No, not a PONY. A HORSE. No, not a UNICORN! A HORSE! NOT A POTATO! Ah, whatever.

Followed by: Cateract